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Entries from September 2008

A Special Message For Fat Chicks…

September 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Rules Of Life

Dear Fat Chicks,
Please don’t ever cut your hair into a short ‘bob’ style haircut. It does not look good on you. Ever.
Seriously, it makes you look like a fucking flesh-coloured snow-man.
Love,
Henry

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The Angerhaus Guide To Opening Your Own Retail Store

September 16th, 2008 · No Comments · Retail Therapy

Preparing for a wedding like I am, I’ve been looking around for things to wear for the special day, but have wanted something a little left of tradition, so I’ve been looking a bit further for my outfit, so I figure that I might as well make the most of living in Melbourne and visit [...]

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are you lonesome tonight?

September 7th, 2008 · No Comments · The Internet Is One Hell Of A Drug

ladies, can you believe that this guy is single???

SNATCH HIM UP NOW!
“… aaaand, three, i’m very womantic, and everything as well.”

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Greatest Headline Ever

September 2nd, 2008 · No Comments · Celebrity News, Movies Music & TV

There are times where I think to myself that there’s no possible way that I could love Samuel L. Jackson any more than I currently do.
Then I find articles like this, and I admire the man more and more…

This is from the man that also said that he’d star in Snakes On A Plane on [...]

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Companies That Can Kiss My Arse #15 - EB Games

September 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

As some of you would know, I have a deep-seeded hatred for EB Games, but recently, they’ve just got worse. They’ve always been utter rip-offs, especially when it comes to trade-ins, and their recent promotion is even worse:

So, you need to trade in your PS3 with 4 games and then still pay $200 to get [...]

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