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Dear Females of Melbourne,
I don’t know how many times I have to say this: TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.
You look ridiculous. And fat.
Love,
Henry

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You know you’re a fuckwit if….
You consider high school to be the greatest years of your life

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Dear Fat Chicks,
Please don’t ever cut your hair into a short ‘bob’ style haircut. It does not look good on you. Ever.
Seriously, it makes you look like a fucking flesh-coloured snow-man.
Love,
Henry

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wow.
I just read this article about why the viewing for the NBA finals is up compared to most years, until the story turns to why viewership has been down lately.
The theory behind all of this? Tattoos.
They suggest that the teams in this finals are less tattooed, meaning that more people are tuning in. You know, [...]

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1) Girls that push in when ordering drinks at a bar. And yes, it’s always girls. You’ll be waiting patiently for your turn, and some chick with enough cleavage to park your bmx manages to squeeze in front of you and orders her drinks being selectively oblivious to everyone behind her.
2) Kurt Halsey tattoos. I’m [...]

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Most of the time, as some of the regular readers would know, I spend a lot of hatred on the smaller intricacies of life. Not because I’m petty, but I figure that with so many people caring about shit like cancer, AIDS and wars, I’m here to pick up the pieces and take care of [...]

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